Narrated by Edmund of Wardrobe, Age 5
I really like school. It’s awesome. I play painting, play dough, and I do some school stuff. I do math like counting math in French. It’s fun ‘cause I made a whole bunch of friends. There’s one named Priscillia, and Tom. Priscillia kisses me and hugs me. Fabien gave me a cookie. They’re all really nice. They’re all my friends.
My teacher is really nice at me. Her name is Maitresse (teacher in French).
I go at school on bikes, and it’s a short drive there. I have to wear my helmet maybe because I might flip over on a rock and will hit my head, and it will really hurt, and I might crack my head.
Ok so I don’t even understand French one bit. I know “oui”, “non”, “bonjour”, “mouton”, “d’accord”. I learned some more stuff but I forgot it. I really want to learn saying “mirror” in French. I really want to learn “closet” in French. That’s all.